milesjai:

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cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

qveen-daisy:

yabiiiiish:

and i dont think he wants to lol

Made my day

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shooshpapping:

OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME

SO WHENEVER YOU GO TO THE TUMBLR HOME PAGE AND YOU’RE NOT LOGGED IN IT’S LIKE

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD

BUT THEN WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE BUTTON THAT SAYS YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT IT’S LIKE

OH

IT’S YOU

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

click here to enter into a teenage boy’s mind

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view-from-up-here:

My favorite Disney movie… She’s one of the only princesses that liked the guy and had to work to get her happily ever after. In all the other movies… they kind of just fall in love with a random guy.

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dirtythoughts:

je-deteste-la-verite:

me with spiders

PARKOUR

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tastefullyoffensive:

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y-en:

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agentgraham:

#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is

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babyferaligator:

Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time